Kiki's Surprise Tactic

Kiki's Surprise Tactic

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Surprise Tactic

She knew something was going on; had known it all night, if only she'd been paying attention. It wasn't really anything you could put your finger on, she thought. It was just a whisper in the air; a shimmering heat mirage that would vanish if you tried to reach it. But nonetheless, it was real, and Kay Howard wondered what, if anything, she was supposed to do about it.
It was long past closing at the Waterfront, which meant that the only patrons left were those who had been personally invited to stay by the owners. Munch had cut out on his responsibilities long ago, pleading a date with a woman "who wouldn't be caught dead in this place." Mike Kellerman was slumped at a table, a cigarette dangling dangerously from his hand, as Brodie watched him owlishly; there were a couple more detectives arguing in the back; and that was it, Kay concluded after a drunkenly thorough scan of the room.
Except for Lewis and Bayliss.
She sat at the bar and watched the two of them from very far away. They hadn't been the best of friends-well, they'd never been that, but they hadn't even been speaking for a long time, she thought. They still weren't speaking. They weren't even looking at each other, but something was different.
Bayliss was at one end of the bar, idly wiping the same spot over and over with a rag as he listened intently to the argument in the back. Lewis shuttled back and forth from the kitchen, restocking the bar for the next day. Kay followed him with her eyes drowsily, wondering if it would be worth it to have one more beer before she headed home. She dabbed at the sweat on the back of her neck with a napkin; the air conditioning in here _would_ go out on the hottest night of the year, she thought.
"Hey, Tim, wake up," she said aloud. "Can't you do something about the air?"
"I already checked it," he said. "I can't fix it. We'll have to get a repairman in tomorrow."
Lewis, passing by with a tray of clean glasses, said, "You think it's hot out here? You oughta come back in the kitchen."
"And I suppose that's my fault, too," Bayliss said angrily.
"Yeah, Timmy, it's your fault. Everything's your fault. You just go on carrying that load of guilt around while I carry out these glasses."
"Hey, guys, lighten up," Kay said. "It's not so bad in here. At least not with a cold beer in front of me," she hinted broadly. As Lewis filled a mug from the tap, Bayliss sidled guiltily into the kitchen.
After a few minutes, Lewis said, "Wonder what our boy found to do in there? He can't be working...that would be too easy." He walked towards the kitchen, fanning himself ostentatiously, and calling out to Bayliss to get to work.
Kay sat alone at the bar for a little while, thinking idle, hot-weather thoughts. The heat actually felt good to her, as long as she wasn't moving. Finally, she drained her beer and went in search of Meldrick, or Tim, or both, to say goodnight. She pushed the swinging kitchen door open and was greeted by voices raised in anger.
"It's not just the air conditioner. It's everything," Lewis was shouting at Bayliss. "You tell Munch he can take off. You forget we're out of limes. You stand there and wipe the same damn square foot of the bar until you can see your face in it..."
Kay peeked cautiously into the depths of the kitchen, just in time to see Bayliss step toward Lewis and shove him, hard, against the counter.
"You want me to hit you, Timmy? I'll hit you. I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family," Lewis hissed. He shoved Bayliss back. Kay was paralyzed in surprise, just for a second--and a second was all it took for things to get out of control.
The two men were suddenly grappling, each trying to get enough leverage to throw a punch. But they were fairly evenly matched, and neither could get an advantage. Finally, Lewis tripped Bayliss. They fell to the floor, still locked together, no holds barred.
Say something, Kay urged herself. But there was something more than a fight going on here. Blame it on the heat, or on whatever you liked; this had been going on long before Bayliss touched Lewis, and she had to see how it would end. Even though she was going to have to face them in the squadroom the next day, she couldn't bring herself to break them up...not yet. It felt like an exhibition being put on for her benefit; one that she was beginning to enjoy.
Her lips parted and her body swayed, mirroring the writhing of the pair in front of her. Bayliss was pinned under Lewis, their legs tangled together, still trying to punch the other man in the face while evading his grasping hands.
Suddenly, instead of continuing to jab at his opponent, he reached up and locked one hand behind Meldrick's head, forcing it down to his.
Oh, my...is he doing what I think he's doing? Her breath came a little more harshly.
Bayliss raised his head fast and came up hard against the other's mouth in a bruising kiss. The unyielding hand at the back of his head had Lewis trapped; he fought it at first, then relaxed all at once, so that his body covered Bayliss' almost completely.
This was more than Kay had bargained for. Tim's free hand began to roam over Meldrick's body, now firmly joined to his at almost every point, and Lewis responded by grinding himself, almost painfully, against the body under his, pressing himself closer until their forms almost seemed to merge.
A tiny sound escaped her lips as she watched them, entwined on the floor, believing themselves completely unobserved. She pressed her hands to her mouth, fighting down the surge of lust that threatened to overwhelm her.
Then, as suddenly as it had begun, it was over. The two men broke apart and sprang to their feet, glaring at each other.
"What the hell, Bayliss?"
"You tell _me_ what the hell. That was _your_ tongue in my mouth, as I recall."
"This ain't over," Lewis said, dusting himself off.
"Damn right."
Kay backed away hastily as Lewis strode towards her. By the time he came through the door, with still another tray of glasses, she was again seated at the bar, staring dreamily down into her empty mug.
"Everything okay in there, Meldrick?"
"Yeah, Kay, everything's fine," he said, after a moment's hesitation.
"The heat's not getting to you?"
Bayliss joined them at the bar, carrying a few bottles, carefully not looking at Lewis. "It's a lot...cooler...out here than it was in there," he said, his voice cracking a little.
"I'll bet it is," Kay said, with a wicked grin.


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